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Do you know a thing about me?{DONT feel bad if you dont}
You know the majority of my world wich truly suprises me.You know A LOT.You should feel special that I've put so much trust in you.Unless you guesed on everything...then be happy you have luck.....But for those who didn't guess you should feel very special right now like SUPER DE DUPERDY SPECIAL.belive!!!
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I'd try'd to guess all wrong. this girl is really fucked up. Check out my answers.
For Ok easyiest thing in the world...
What are my favorite colors?
I answered Red and pink{me:go die...literally die die now...i may have said dont feel bad but thats if you got a thing REASONABLE wrong....this sis plain...go die}
For What is my BIGGEST and GREATEST fear?
I answered living
For What's my motto{s} that I live by?
I answered "Just because we're in hell must we be demons?","Burn me in the hottest flame and see what happens...i wont burn...I grew up in hell shouldn't I be used to the flames?" , and "YOUR IN MY FRICKEN SPACE BUBBLE GET OUT OR I BREAK YOUR HEAD OFF!!"
For Alrighty then moving on...
What do I have that makes me stop feeling and hearing in the real world?
I answered Flashbacks
For Have I ever thought about sucide?
I answered Yes you have...I'm not glad you did...but yes you have
For What group is my age in?
I answered 11-12
For MMMKAY.
What is my favorite animal?
I answered tiger
For What's my favorite band{s}/singer{s}?
I answered Brittney spears{me:.....I'm really thinking about pushing you off a bridge}
For What ACUTE illnesse's do I HAVE too go to the doctor's for because I'm showing sighs of having?
I answered cancer
And for What's my favirite songs?
I answered cancer.
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I have discovered the urban dictionary,. and i've submitted a word: fo'shizzlitious, but it's probably not gonna be in there for a while.
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want to see yocemite pics, look here
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[23 Jul 2006|03:34pm] |
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This thing is so funny! the mechanical contrivium gives hillarious trivia facts about whatever you want. check it out here.
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i was looking through my entries and i saw the runescape one. i hate runescape, it sucks, thanks
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[08 May 2006|10:26pm] |
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as we come closer to the end of the year i wish more and more that it would be over. at the beggining of this year, i was sad because summer was over but exited about the different year that lay ahead of me. during the middle of the year i liked 4 of my 6 classes and was having tons of fun with my friends. but now, for some reason, even in my favorite class, and even during our breaks(!!!)i am constantly waiting for the end of the year. so please get here soon, summer before i have to reire.
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[20 Mar 2006|09:58pm] |
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hi, i am writing this because i want to. i just want to tell my vast amount of readers(ha- ha) about a funny guy. borrowitz. Joe borrowitz. go to borrowitzreport.com and readhis stuff. its funny. i copied his ideas. read and laugh:
Dick Cheney shoots yet another in the face
Who will be next?
This Monday, March 6, Cheney was on a hunting trip on a ranch in Texas when he shot the prime minister of Iraq. Cheney claims it was an accident but many are hinting that maybe it has something to do with Cheney’s political differences with Al-Jafari.
Cheney’s fellow hunters claim they saw the whole thing very closely. According to one “he took aim at a quail and accidentally sprayed the prime minister in the face with bullets”. Another hunter added “it was a slight miscalculation.
Cheney is apparently felling very guilty and at the same time he seems to think it the prime minister’s fault. “It was the second worst day of my life” Cheney said, “Al-Jafari owes me an apology, he put me through this grief by getting in the way”.
Many are arguing that since Jafari was across the ocean, he was not in the way. Cheney addressed this issue in his speech this Thursday saying, “What we need to realize is that we’re living in a post 9-11 world, a world where vast oceans no longer protect us.
On Thursday, the owner of the hospital where the Iraqi prime minister is being kept, announced, that despite his heart attack Wednesday, he is “okay”. The white house also announced that Jafari’s position would be taken over for a short, indefinite period of time by Harry Whittington, the first victim of Cheney’s madness.
To end his speech yesterday, Dick Cheney promised to accidentally shoot anyone who presented this story to the public with even a slight sarcastic slant. “don’t act dumb” he added.
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Nefoism
Robert Nefo was a successful businessman. He had five fancy cars, a nice house in the country, a vacation home on the bank of a river, and 7.4 million in a vault. But how many people would think of him if they heard his name? Maybe 200. And if things stayed like this in 100 years maybe 5. In another 100 years, zilch. Nefo wanted to make a memorable impact, raise that number to hundreds of thousands, maybe millions. He had a plan.
Nefo spent eight days writing the details of a religion called Nefoism. Nefo didn’t really believe in God, he just wanted to get famous. According to his religion God, or the Thinker, as his religion called it, had spoken to him. The Thinker told Nefo that humans should not eat meat because why kill if we don’t have to. Also those could afford it were to give charity to the poor regularly. Nefo created a fabrication about the Thinker tell him that the whole human race go to heaven or hell together once all humans are dead. In the meantime those who have already died were floating back and forth through the ozone layer unconsciously. This was the key point of the religion because it would get people scared and then he could propose a solution to the problem.
The solution was simple. Nefo would propose that instead of a person cutting down on the number of bad things they do, every time a misdeed was observed, the observer should do five good deeds, each as good as the misdeed was bad. This would not be called a Commandment but rather a Request from the Thinker.
Next, Nefo called up many popular figures, and offered them lots of money to pretend to be “followers” of Nefoism. Then he called the local university and asked to rent their outdoor theater (it seated 2000). When the deal was made, Nefo wrote a guest list and speech notes for the momentous occasion.
But somewhere else, someone else had plans too. Michael Smith, a man who was sure his religion was the truth, had heard from his rock star friend of Nefo’s offer. Michael, being very religious, was furious with Nefo. He thought that Nefo’s little plan was going to drive people everywhere away from holiness. He was not about to stand still while this sinner destroyed the world. Michael Smith was going to kill Robert Nefo.
Two weeks later Robert Nefo was driving to the theater when he first thought of something other than the fame. This was his real first real break from his work and he thought of what people would think of him. Was he ethical? Finally he decided yes. If there was a God, no other religion would have known it as well as him, he thought. And then he thought no more. There was a bullet in his head, a bullet hole in his windshield, and a man in front of his car with a gun. Michael burned Nefo’s speech notes without touching anything but the gun and the match so that his fingerprints couldn’t be traced. Nefoism was unborn.
Some people think Robert Nefo failed his mission. But before you join them hear me out. Two hundred years after Nefo’s death there lived a kid. He was an ordinary kid but if he even thought he heard the name Nefo his ears widened and his mind drew a picture of an animated madman, “the one who tried to trick all the people”. And who stopped him, who was the hero – the kid’s great-great-great-great-grandfather, Michael Smith.
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[12 Feb 2006|09:24am] |
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so nobodys gonna read this probably sowateva... i know u wanna flow like thewateva... watevas gonna get u rite in thewateva... so dont come cryin to me cuz ill saywateva... Hi, my name is Jonathan Ruchlis, would you be so kind as to direct me to the nearest supermarket? You dont know where it is?, thanks anyways, its been an honor to meet you...WATEVA!!!!!!!
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3 ENTRIES!!! YEAH
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[11 Dec 2005|01:25pm] |
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this is my 2nd entry today. can you raed tihs if you can it is perty cool huh? bcesaue(taht lkoos lkie barbecue sauce)i am so cool yo i am the cleosot Zig- zag i go tta geettt me alerady goot certificate de gift en imazon.coo-coo clock... u cunt undddeeerrrsssttteeerrrssstttaaannnddd wwwhhhat i am ama ama ama ama ama ama ama ama ama amja ama ama ama ama amkaw ama ama amaw ama amaw ama ama am aw awma saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaying. tu canas con vaqas. tu comes merde. yo canto con dia verde. sdfjlksfjlkjfdslkjflkjsfoistkgha'alsdfkg
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[11 Dec 2005|01:13pm] |
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my birthday party wwas on dec. third. instead of writing about it again, I'll show the thank you card i wrote to people that includes a summary of the party. see if you can sort out the fact and the fiction.
enjoy:
To who ever the hell gets this letter:
Thanks for coming to my birthday party, you made things a whole lot uglier. You better be glad Matthew’s detonation button got jammed or we’d all be in hell. Here’s a summary of the party: first, we attacked each other, then, we played pool, then, we attacked each other, then, I opened presents. The 20 questions ball was the biggest hit. For about a half an hour we heard “Do…You…Hold…It…When…You…Use…It?” and things like that. We stopped playing with that when it guessed “Jonathan’s Birthday Invites” when we were thinking of the word idiots. Not long after Eugene was filming us with a foam square on a stick (we took a vote, it’s unanimous, you need a career change) David had his 5th asthma attack. Yui got so annoyed he pulled out his semi-automatic. Right around then was when my mom suggested we watch a movie. So Team America it was (will you come next year after that movie?). Matthew and I loved it, Yui, Eugene and David thought it was OK, Kevin thought it was the worst movie he had ever seen and Isaac hated it all except for the scene where the main character was throwing up- he said it made him hungry. After that we played “Barrage someone with the pillow”. Surprisingly, there was only an average of one broken limb per person. The next day was a little bit calmer, we only had two casualties before everyone left. That’s it, that’s my party. The end. No wait, I forgot about Kevin the crack head, who performed arm amputation on himself with a steak knife (ouch!) and left some pot under my ping pong table (was that Travis’?). How could I have almost let Kevin get off insult free? My bad.
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No one
you were no one in your past life because you are
brand new! you would love to see into the
future as you have no past you are intelligent
and bright but no one understands you, you live
in the clouds and your life is all about
animals, you are a free spirit - go you!
what were you in your past life?
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[19 Jul 2005|11:23am] |
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i've recently discovered a very cool online game called runescape you fight with other real people online and attempt to get power, money and strength. im addicted and obssesed with it. im not that far into it my combat level is only 5 but i like it nonetheless. originally when i got on the computer it was to play runescape but my computer was messed up and the game was super slow.
peace, dominodoggy
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[11 May 2005|08:13pm] |
You are Wartime Google
You are hot headed and fiery and never beat around
the bush. If something is bothering you, then
you will come right out and say it! Sometimes
you can be harsh but as it doesn't bother you,
it doesn't bother other people.
People love you because you are passionate about
the things you love and because you always make
sure your friends are as important in your life
as you are.
Which Google Are You?
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[11 May 2005|08:02pm] |
Your element is Darkness. You are the truly evil
one with a black heart and no soul. People
avoid you since you cause so much trouble and
enjoy seeing others in pain. You would like
nothing more than to rule this earth and be
hailed by all. Everyone is annoying and stupid
anyway and are a waste of oxygen. You are
probably a cast-away from society and family
and have had a tough life where you learned to
live the hard way. Now you want revenge on your
pain and can no longer feel love nor care. You
do not wish to befriend anyone and you
certainly do not wish to be in love. As a
student of having learnt everything the hard
way, you tend to be manipulative when you want
something for yourself. In your head there is
only you that matters, and why shouldn't it? No
one cares about you so why should you? In
school you probably ditch classes and go
somewhere else instead of sitting in a
classroom. It is not that you are stupid,
because you're probably very smart, but
everyone annoy you. And having to sit in the
same room, breathing the same air as your
enemies is not desired by you. Rate and
message!
What is your element? [with pics + 7 outcomes + detailed answeres!]
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